My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via thebatass)


i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

(via theofficialletlive)


I don’t remember the last time I wasn’t angry